What kind of FACEBOOK post land me in jail?

Before posting on Facebook, ask yourself one question - If this comment were about my family, or me, would I be offended? If your answer is yes, DO NOT post
At any cost, avoid the following posts, comments or messages. Do not “like” these posts or messages either.

• Do not ridicule anyone on Facebook - Government official, Minister, celebrity or even an ordinary person.
• Do not ridicule a religion on Facebook
• Do not refer to someone using derogatory terms such as “corrupt”, “idiot”, “fat pig”, “ugly” or worse.
• Do not open a Facebook account in a fake name.
• Do not open an account on Facebook using a celebrity’s name.
• Do not tag someone in an offensive photo.
• Do not post obscene photos / videos.
• Do not use abusive language on Facebook.
• Do not send threatening messages